No no there’s also nuts and a SPECIAL SURPRISE INSIDE
is the special surprise anaphylaxis
— QUEER WEREWOLVES ON THE MOON WITH ALIEN SHARK SHAPED PETS
THANK U THIS IS A GOOD AU
Crackerjack is a snack with popcorn and caramel.
THANK U FOR INFORMING ME WE JUST CALL THAT CARAMEL POPCORN
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want
I AM TAGGING UH
seriously u guys should do this
omnicock JJ do this
— Werewolf au where you only have to deal with the discomfort of the shift and live well enough that money isn't really a problem and when you dont want to be social you turn into a big fluffy wolf and go off on adventures or at least relocate the left shoe of everyone you aren't a fan of then turn back and look at them like wut when they try to blame your non exsistant 'dog'
I would like this AU
I want to move into this AU
Everyone’s left fucking shoes are fair game
— Doyle, wearing his sign while perched on Max's shoulders like some kind of bony gargoyle - "When I want people's attention I do it in the most obnoxious way possible."
AHAHAHA oh mmy god he’d have that TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD ngl he’s such a shit
(Bonus points of you write a few sentences)