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How To Saber a Champagne Bottle
For the LOLs: A daring way to open a Champagne Bottle. Please do not try this at home.
Read the full instructions here.
Source: Copyright © 2014 Alton Brown
(Is this thing on? I think it’s on.) I WILL WOOP YOUR ASS
LOOK AT THIS BADASS DRAKEN
dyketatorship replied to your photoset “Today in the adventures of Rikard we have shitty kiddie pool…”
is this dashcon
Welcome to Dashcon
Of heinous crimes against siblings.
He’s gonna stamp that across her forehead WITH A MALLET
Dragons for saaaale
Midnight Mulberry Silver Irishim Gembond male skydancer -40kt ono
Chocolate orange sunshine irishim underbelly female Coatl 45kt ono
Beige Tangerine Orange irishim Underbelly female Coatl 45kt ono
Obsidian Red Sunshine Irishim Smoke male Guardian 150kt ono (he’s a bit underpriced but smoke must be shared!)
Hit me up at Monsterbones if you want one, ping me a crossroads or a message, whatever xoxox
The male guardian was named because I was gonna keep him, but I can grab u a renaming scroll if that’s a huge problem and just send it over xoxox
I’m not allowed to play Wildstar with leviathanbones anymore we just make more characters and talk for 3.5 hours without noticing fdjlksjf
asshole siblings incorporated yeah that’s a good name for it
Guilty of crimes against siblingkind, including but not limited to: neck raspberries, headlocks, boyfriend/girlfriend theft, egging him on to dangerous stunts, drunk-bragging to strangers about her talented brother, loving him a lot, tweaking his ears and singing at him in the morning.
If she keeps stealing his boyfriends/girlfriends he’s gonna get madder and his face will get SSTUCK LIKE THAT